NAUGHTY LIST — VOL. 2026 · 1–24 DEC

The gayest
advent
calendar
ever.

One box a day, all December. A cheeky photo, a line you’ll want to send, trivia and a card to share. Made for your phone. Free. 18+.

BOX 1 OPENS IN
00DAYS 00HRS 00MINS 00SECS
↑ THE REAL THING. GO ON, TAP IT
WHAT’S IN THE BOX

24 boxes
One a day

Each box opens at midnight, your time. Inside: a photo, a line to send the group chat, a trivia question and a card to share. Miss one and it stays locked till Christmas Day. No bingeing, darling.

‹Example

Sleigh
Queen

Eight reindeer.
One diva.

SLAY IT↓?
EXAMPLE · NOT A REAL BOX
‹Example

Stocking
Filler

Some gifts come
in small packages.
Not yours, babe.

SEND IT↓?
EXAMPLE · NOT A REAL BOX
‹Example

Mulled
Whine

Two glasses in
and he’s texting his ex.

SPILL IT↓?
EXAMPLE · NOT A REAL BOX
ON CHRISTMAS EVE

What’s your gay
Christmas personality?

Everything you do in December earns Christmas Stars. Open box 24 and we tell you who you really are. Ten personalities. No refunds.

The Mistle-Hoe
The Mistle-HoeAll I want for Christmas is everyone’s boyfriend.
Mother Christmas
Mother ChristmasI’m not overdressed. You’re under-performing.
+8
more to
find out
TRIVIA WITH FRIENDS

Think you
know your divas?

150 questions on pop, film, telly and queer history. Send a challenge link and see who wins, or pass the phone round the table for a group game.

CARD FACTORY

Put your face
on Christmas

Pop your photo (or your mate’s, with permission) into a festive card, write something filthy-ish and send it. Your photo never leaves your phone.

NO APP STORE. NO SIGN-UP. FREE

Get it on
your phone

QR code for gayever.com

Scan with your phone camera.
Or type GayEver.com

iPhone

  1. Open GayEver.com in Safari.
  2. Tap Share, then Add to Home Screen.
  3. Open it from your home screen and turn on the daily nudge.

Android

  1. Open GayEver.com in Chrome.
  2. Tap Install app (or Add to Home screen).
  3. Open it and turn on the daily nudge.
BEFORE YOU ASK

Questions,
darling

When does it start?

Box 1 opens at midnight on 1 December, wherever you are. One more every day until box 24 on Christmas Eve.

What if I miss a day?

It stays locked until Christmas Day. From 25 December to 6 January every box opens again, missed ones too.

Is it explicit?

Suggestive, never explicit. It’s camp, cheeky and a bit dark. It’s for grown-ups only: 18+.

Do I need an account?

No. No sign-up, no email, no password. Your boxes are saved on your phone.

Is it free?

Completely. No ads, no in-app purchases.

Who is it for?

Made for gay men, with love. Everyone else is welcome to the party.

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